The Life Cycle of a Mood Swing

I’m hot…don’t you think it’s hot in here?
No, I think it’s comfortable.
Are you kidding me? It’s like an oven in here!
Well turn down the air conditioning if you’re hot.
Why don’t you turn down the air conditioning?
Alright…I’ll do it.
You don’t have to if you really don’t want to.
I said I’d do it.
You don’t have to be so sarcastic.
I’m not being sarcasric, perhaps you are being a little overly sensitive.
Oh so NOW you think I’m moody?
No, I never said that.
We never talk.
Well…let’s talk. What do you want to talk about?
I don’t know I’m really not in the mood for talking…I’m hungry.
I’ll get you a snack, what would you like?
A snack??? Are you kidding me? Have you not noticed how much weight I’ve gained?
You look fine.
You’re just saying that.
No, I’m not. I don’t think you’ve gained any weight.
Then why don’t any of my clothes fit?
Go buy some new ones.
OHHHH….so you DO think I’m getting fat!
I never said that. Look, I remember when my mother was going through…
Your MOTHER? So now you think I’m like your mother???
No! I never said you were like my mother.
Why…am I not good enough to be like her?
Whoa…Look, why don’t I just take the kids and let you have some alone time.
Why, do you think I’m a crazed lunatic who shouldn’t be around her own kids?
Of course not, I just think that some alone time might do you some good.
So now you don’t want to be around me?
Of course I want to be around you.
We never talk.
OH, we’re back to that one again?
Why are you starting an argument?
I’m not arguing with you.
Just forget about it! I’m going to start dinner.
I’ll help you.
I don’t NEED your help!
Okay, well if you’re sure….
So what are you going to do go sit in front of the tv?
No…I’m going to do whatever it is you want me to do.
I’m sorry…It’s just that I don’t think you really listen to me.
Of course I listen to you.
OH really…then what were we talking about?
At this point…I’m not really sure.
See…you NEVER listen to me…AND OH MY GOD IS IT HOT IN HERE?

THE END

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