The Menopausal Prayer…Because Some Days You Need To Pray for Your Sanity
God, grant me the sanity
To accept this thing called THE CHANGE
Courage to face what lies ahead
And humor to lessen the things I dread.
Keep me from going completely insane
As my youthful appearance withers and wanes
Greeting each symptom with dignity and grace
Accepting with compassion the wrinkles on my face.
I pray that you keep my boobs from sagging
Lift up my spirits when they are dragging
Lesson the mood swings and hot flashes so severe
Take mercy on my waist line and on my derriere.
And as you provide me all that I’m requesting
For my hormonal girlfriends… grant them these same blessings.
Amen

